Co-Worker’s Reheated Cheese Pizza With Yellow Mustard
He used the empty mustard packet to spread it around, then sucked the remaining mustard out like a dirty mustard pervert.
by Bockinsdale
31 Comments
MEM3SEES33
Looks like a slime mold
Dear_Diablo
ArfTheBeast
Kind_Worry_9836
Not eating the crust is a crime.
z617_art
I’ve had something called a trenton mustard pie. However they put the mustard onto the dough before the pie is baked.
It sounded bad to me at first, but its actually pretty good.
Over_Writing467
Might want to check if there’s a lot of missing pets in your coworker’s neighborhood.
Money-Ad7257
This looks like yet another nightmarish regional pizza variant that sucks and only three restaurants serve it in America and only 214 people like it. Home confinement to be followed by community service at a local NY-style pizza joint.
Miserable_Tooth1420
That’s him, officer
MadTapprr
Some pizza with his mustard
NotDaveButToo
Good Christ
DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA
Better than ketchup. Not a heinous crime here. Maybe a misdemeanor.
SoCalCognac
No, just no. 100% Guilty.
SithTemplar
Not that bad actually, but either way, eat the damn crust less it somehow turned rock hard.
ASecularBuddhist
Is there a federal agency that’s more aggressive than ICE? Nobody deserves such inhumane treatment, but putting mustard on pizza might call for an exception.
nickdipplez
Pizza does not need condiments
Big-Foot-141
And the mustard pervert couldn’t dip the crust in mustard and eat it? What a wasteful mustard pervert!
real_1273
I hope you are actively trying to have them fired, and then banished from society in general. Mustard on pizza. Flagrant crime.
Mon-Ty-Ger27
Apostasy93
Mandatory execution
FirstoffIdonthaveshe
I used to do this. I used to love mustard to the point where I would eat it with everything. And pizza was def on the list of left overs I would eat with mustard.
Eventually…way too late in life….I started going to therapy. I began addressing a lot of emotional trauma, and processing my constant irrational “shame” statements and discerning what I should and shouldnt feel guilty about. I learned the response cycle from my therapist and through many sessions we began tackling my issues through “grief and loss” because a lot of my shame originated from things I had “lost” my career, my marriage, my health. It took a lot of time to learn how to turn my “negative” response to anger and contextualize the situation to flip my negative response into a positive one, usually through contemplation. But through even harder work and commitment I feel like I’ve finally clawed my way back to a place where I look forward to getting up each day, am genuinely content with myself and my life, and am an excited about what the future holds.
I think it’s relevant to note I also dont put mustard on my pizza anymore. There is just a level of emotional health and maturity you need to see how fucked up it is to do something like that to pizza and OP’s coworker clearly isnt there yet
thatsnotyourtaco
I see a lot of these and I’m like yeah that’s kind of gross, but maybe. This is the first one that made me make an audible sound of disgust.
Kyauphie
I’d rather have mustard on my grilled cheese than this.
Fabulous-Avocado4513
Mustard on pizza is actually good
DIJames6
NotDaveButToo
Can I just ask why, if this is a cheese pizza, THERE’S NO CHEESE ANYWHERE
MrMcgilicutty
I see nothing wrong here. The pizza looks fine, and what people use as condiments is their own freaking choice. Obviously this dude really really really likes mustard, so what’s the problem?
SammyGotStache
Eh I dunno, depending on the mustard it can be alright. Sweet honey mustard for a spicy pie, spicy whole grain mustard for a bland pie. 5 chilli scale Polish mustard for pretty much anything.
31 Comments
Looks like a slime mold
Not eating the crust is a crime.
I’ve had something called a trenton mustard pie. However they put the mustard onto the dough before the pie is baked.
It sounded bad to me at first, but its actually pretty good.
Might want to check if there’s a lot of missing pets in your coworker’s neighborhood.
This looks like yet another nightmarish regional pizza variant that sucks and only three restaurants serve it in America and only 214 people like it. Home confinement to be followed by community service at a local NY-style pizza joint.
That’s him, officer
Some pizza with his mustard
Good Christ
Better than ketchup. Not a heinous crime here. Maybe a misdemeanor.
No, just no. 100% Guilty.
Not that bad actually, but either way, eat the damn crust less it somehow turned rock hard.
Is there a federal agency that’s more aggressive than ICE? Nobody deserves such inhumane treatment, but putting mustard on pizza might call for an exception.
Pizza does not need condiments
And the mustard pervert couldn’t dip the crust in mustard and eat it? What a wasteful mustard pervert!
I hope you are actively trying to have them fired, and then banished from society in general. Mustard on pizza. Flagrant crime.
Mandatory execution
I used to do this. I used to love mustard to the point where I would eat it with everything. And pizza was def on the list of left overs I would eat with mustard.
Eventually…way too late in life….I started going to therapy. I began addressing a lot of emotional trauma, and processing my constant irrational “shame” statements and discerning what I should and shouldnt feel guilty about. I learned the response cycle from my therapist and through many sessions we began tackling my issues through “grief and loss” because a lot of my shame originated from things I had “lost” my career, my marriage, my health. It took a lot of time to learn how to turn my “negative” response to anger and contextualize the situation to flip my negative response into a positive one, usually through contemplation. But through even harder work and commitment I feel like I’ve finally clawed my way back to a place where I look forward to getting up each day, am genuinely content with myself and my life, and am an excited about what the future holds.
I think it’s relevant to note I also dont put mustard on my pizza anymore. There is just a level of emotional health and maturity you need to see how fucked up it is to do something like that to pizza and OP’s coworker clearly isnt there yet
I see a lot of these and I’m like yeah that’s kind of gross, but maybe. This is the first one that made me make an audible sound of disgust.
I’d rather have mustard on my grilled cheese than this.
Mustard on pizza is actually good
Can I just ask why, if this is a cheese pizza, THERE’S NO CHEESE ANYWHERE
I see nothing wrong here. The pizza looks fine, and what people use as condiments is their own freaking choice. Obviously this dude really really really likes mustard, so what’s the problem?
Eh I dunno, depending on the mustard it can be alright. Sweet honey mustard for a spicy pie, spicy whole grain mustard for a bland pie. 5 chilli scale Polish mustard for pretty much anything.
10 years minimum
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Mustard flash bang